Conversation!!!!

(DIS)CLAIMER : I have come across a cartoon strip with almost same theme sometime ago. I acknowledge that cartoon strip.


Sperm 1( Young) : I wonder how beautiful the world outside be. I just can't wait to get out.

Sperm 2 (Old) : You don't know kid, its jungle out there. You have to swim a fair amount of distance, the path ain't rosy.There will be only one winner. I am too old to compete. I would rather stay here.

Sperm3 (Optimist): I hope I will reach there first.

Sperm4 (Pessimist): You hope!!!! Haaa ..I am sure that this guy is wearing a rubber..We all will be stuck inside and later flushed.

Sperm5 (Romantic): I dream I will touch HER lips, feel the warmth of HER tongue and will remain stuck in HER mouth..Hmmm!!!!

Sperm6 (Realist): HER!!!! I have my own doubts. I have hunch that it could HIM as well... Mouth?? Whats the fun in ending in the mouth?? I would rather be THERE.

Sperm7 (Obsessive compulsive) : I only wish that i land in a clean, hygienic place..

Sperm8 (Philanthropist): Lets be together, we all will help each other.

Sperm9 ( Sadist) : Anyone who tries to slow down me , by pulling my tail or pushing will pay a heavy price. I warn you all!!!!!

Sperm 10 (Macho) : I just wanna see who other me has the stamina to reach THERE.

Sperm11 (Believer): Gods wish will be done. I pray.

Sperm 12 (Atheist): Not god's wish you fool. This guys wish will be done. Only he has the control of his proceedings. Not God!!!!!

Together : Hey are we moving out?? Ohhh yes!!! We are!!! Yuck!!!! Whats the obnoxious smell..Ohhhh.....No....Are you thinking what i am thinking?? We are going to end in a guys a**. How sad!!! It stinks.....oops

Sperm 6 : I told you this guy is a GAY!!!!

55 WORDS

THREE WORDS

I took a piece of paper and wrote the most beautiful three letter words in capitals. Slipped inside his book. Later he read that slip, looked at me. He didn't smile. Raised eyebrows said it all. The slip, shredded like a paper shredding machine, was thrown away. He walked past me.
I cried. None saw.

KISS
My first kiss. It was most memorable kiss I ever had. His lips were rosy red, gentle, tender and his tongue was sweet. He explored my mouth, I reciprocated . He gently bit my lips. I moaned. I was in his arms. Time stood still.
Suddenly I wake up, my mum was screaming “Wake up, Son”.

MY CRUSH (101 WORDS)

I saw him coming towards me. He looked hot in his green outfit. He is my current crush, I see him every day. I waved at him showing my middle finger. He slowed down his motion, stopped.

I looked around to see if anyone was watching me. None. Empty road. I went beside him, smiled. I adjusted my jeans, decided to enter him through his rear. Within no time I was inside him completely. Entry was much smoother than I expected. Hmmm..

Inside him, I saw many others. I said “ One ticket to Velacherry please”.

My crush – D70 Bus ( Guindy- Velacherry)

THE END

SCREAM ( 101 WORDS)

He was good looking, i mean hot. My heart was pounding when i saw him. I couldn't control my feelings, i was willing to pay for his association. I paid, picked him up, brought him to my room.

He smelled terrific. I slowly undressed him, undressed myself. We both were in bathroom under the shower. In no time he was all over me. Teasing me, tickling me.

Cleavages of my body were unravelled, explored and ravished. I closed my eyes. I was enjoying every movement of his. Ahhh!!!!

Suddenly, he fell from my hands into closet.

" Damn!! Soap gone..." I screamed.

THE END