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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Conversation!!!!


(DIS)CLAIMER : I have come across a cartoon strip with almost same theme sometime ago. I acknowledge that cartoon strip.


Sperm 1( Young) : I wonder how beautiful the world outside be. I just can't wait to get out.

Sperm 2 (Old) : You don't know kid, its jungle out there. You have to swim a fair amount of distance, the path ain't rosy.There will be only one winner. I am too old to compete. I would rather stay here.

Sperm3 (Optimist): I hope I will reach there first.

Sperm4 (Pessimist): You hope!!!! Haaa ..I am sure that this guy is wearing a rubber..We all will be stuck inside and later flushed.

Sperm5 (Romantic): I dream I will touch HER lips, feel the warmth of HER tongue and will remain stuck in HER mouth..Hmmm!!!!

Sperm6 (Realist): HER!!!! I have my own doubts. I have hunch that it could HIM as well... Mouth?? Whats the fun in ending in the mouth?? I would rather be THERE.

Sperm7 (Obsessive compulsive) : I only wish that i land in a clean, hygienic place..

Sperm8 (Philanthropist): Lets be together, we all will help each other.

Sperm9 ( Sadist) : Anyone who tries to slow down me , by pulling my tail or pushing will pay a heavy price. I warn you all!!!!!

Sperm 10 (Macho) : I just wanna see who other me has the stamina to reach THERE.

Sperm11 (Believer): Gods wish will be done. I pray.

Sperm 12 (Atheist): Not god's wish you fool. This guys wish will be done. Only he has the control of his proceedings. Not God!!!!!

Together : Hey are we moving out?? Ohhh yes!!! We are!!! Yuck!!!! Whats the obnoxious smell..Ohhhh.....No....Are you thinking what i am thinking?? We are going to end in a guys a**. How sad!!! It stinks.....oops

Sperm 6 : I told you this guy is a GAY!!!!