Random Ramblings......

Rain!!! It is raning outside.

Ah!! It does bring back memories.

Avalanche of emotions, Echoes from the past.

Faint, yet clear and distinct.

I miss those golden school days.

I was a kids as innocent as my white school uniform.

Heart brightly colored as my umberella.

Joy and laughter ruled those days.

Where are those smiling faces now?

Faces that smiled with me, returns a frown now.

Did we drop our innocence along with uniform?

The pink mask I wear is unwelcome for many.

The facade I present is unwelcome for me.

The day has come, when I no longer wear the mask

I dream the day when I wake up with no mask

My mask will be torn, crushed and crumbled.

Tears, hugs and laughter from others await me then.

And I walk away from all beloved ones.

And I leave no foot prints on the sand.

And I walk alone.

100 Random things about me !!!!!!

1. My name is Adithya. Most of them call me “Adi”.

2. I love names begining with “A”.

3. Simply complex and Complexly simple. Thats me in one line.

4. A typical cancerian.

5. A morning person. Sign in at 5.00 am and Sign out at 10.30 pm. Tell me how is it like 2.00 am? How dark is it?

6. By default, my breakfast consists of six idlis.

7. In school, I was known as the most silent, innocent guy with a cute smile and a very good student.

8. Never had a best friend in school or college.

9. In school, everyone admired my handwriting.Everyone made me to write on the board in school and college.

10. My first girl crush(when i was eight) was a German blonde, Steffi Graf. I still love her.

11. At 10, Rajiv Gandhi was found handsome and smart. Now, for me, his son Rahul Gandhi, is hot and cute.

12. Love watching cricket. (Have been following for the past 22 years).

13. A creature of habit. Any diversion from normal, makes me bit uncomfortable.

14. Afraid of injections. Cant remember when was the last prick.

15. For me, Demi Moore is THE hottest actress. If you dont believe me watch, GHOST and INDECENT PROPOSAL.

16. Love to cook, for someone else, lazy in washing dishes.

17. A teetotaller.

18. Totally cluelss why girls needs a company to go to rest room, to have food etc.

19. A sucker for chocolates and icecreams

20. Have a plan B for everything, dont have a plan A though.

21. I reply to every mail, sms and scraps I receive.

22. Love talking to people above sixty and kids below ten. Those are the people whom no one talks or listens.

23. Have my will stored in my mobile drafts.

24. When I was a kid Cock meant a rooster, ass meant a donkey, rubber meant eraser, pussy meant a cat. Now it aint.

25. Never had a roommate in the past seven years of college/career. How is it like have a roomie?

26. Love philanthropy.

27. Financially independent from age 18.

28. Can eat copious amount of food. Believe me, its true.

29.

30. Above line is intentionally left blank. Ask me why?

31. Love babies, not babes. :p

32. Used to baby sit for my neighbours kid. Loved it.

33. Never learnt swimming for fear of exposing my hairy body infront of others.

34. My favorite super hero is Superman.

35. Love Calvin(Calvin and Hobbes), Dr. Sheldon Cooper ( The Big Bang Theory).

36. Love writing exams.

37. Love to teach. Incredibly student friendly teacher, according to my colleagues.

38. Dont like being called “Sir”.

39. So bad when it comes to bikes and cars. The only cars that I can identify is Maruthi 800 and Ambassador, honestly.

40. I remember kissing my friend on lips, my first kiss. I was in UKG and he was in LKG.

41. Was a naughty brat when I was a kid.My relatives and neighbours still quote my naughty incidents whenever i visit them. That makes me blush

42. Not open to any of straight friends. Still in a closet.

43. While in school, I was crazy for three C’s –Cricket, Chicken and Chemistry.

44. Love English Literature, especially poems. Emily Dickinson is my favorite.

45. Can recite english poems, my all time favorite is “ The Daffodils”.

46. My forwarded messages dont contain Subject “Fwd.” Or my replies generally wont contain “Re.”

47. Love walking in the rain.

48. In WWE, I love the dead man, THE UNDERTAKER.

49. People also say I have photographic memory (Especially birthdays). Well, true I can tell you almost all the birthdays of my mobile contacts right now.

50. None remember my bday or no one cares.

51. The only person whom I miss every moment is my Mum.

52. Messy but not dirty.

53. Can speak, read and write four languages. English, Malayalam, Hindi and Tamil. Currently learning German.

54. Love people talking in British accent.

55. Would like to write a book someday and hope that will be a best seller. :p

56. Dont know how to whistle.

57. Can wink using the left eye only.

58. Love colors, still buy sketch pen and crayons. Yes, I do.

59. My all time favorite movie is GHOST.

60. Like to dance, but I'm terrible at it.

61. Know the calories of every food I intake.

62. Love to jog in the early mornings, love to work out and sweat.

63. I have great patience for telemarketer calls. I listen to every line they say. Then say No in the most polite manner. Hmmm, its tough.

64. Have two teddy bears- Bunty and Bublee.

65. Have PhD degree, Never liked to keep prefix Dr.

66. Always wanted to work for NASA. I know it will always be a dream. Planning to write a project proposal to get a rejection letter so that I can laminate and frame.

67. I never say “It stinks”, thats what happens when you spend years in chemistry lab.

68. Supporter of Linux and a fan of Windows.

69. If I were to die tomorrow.....I'd have no regrets on anything I've done..I only wish that I could have done more.

70. Die hard romantic person.

71. I find rudeness irritating and difficult to understand.

72. I still get a lump in my throat when I hear the INDIAN National Anthem, Jana Gana Mana.

73. I love to travel by train than by air. I hate to air hostess with heavy make up and a fake smile. Where are the flight stewards?? Are there any gay friendly flights??

74. Study lengthy quotes to impress people and mess it up when i try to quote that.

75. Love to walk barefoot on a beach.

76. Its not easy to find me online for a chat.

77. I reply to every sms I receive in minutes.

78. Its so hard and so easy to impress me. Be nice and sweet, talk with your heart. I am impressed.

79. I have inflated ego.

80. I sleep nude. My worst nightmare is that one day I may open my room door half asleep.

81. A firm believer in God, but I dont believe in many religious rituals.

82. My blood group is O negative.

83. Can do difficult yoga poses with ease due to training obtained when i was a kid.

84. Love the smell of rain.

85. Never liked when books are made into movies. Only exception is “Love Story”.

86. Was afraid to sleep on the night I saw “The Shining”. I was really scared.

87. My favorite villan is Dr. Hannibal Lecter from “The silence of the lambs”. Well, AFI agrees with me too, He is rated as the best villan of all time. Love Joker from Dark Knight too.

88. Dont know how to play cards, even on PC. I was taught many times by various friends how to play solitare and Freecall. Well, its so complicated. Still dont know.

89. I learn tough things fast, easy things slow.

90. I treat trivial things seriously and serious things trivially.

91. Wanna learn Salsa and Kick boxing. Strange combination, I know, That’s me!!

92. A jack of many trades. Master in none.

93. Have seen all the 236 episodes of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. atleast three times. Pheobe Buffey is my favorite character.

94. I dont rate John Abraham or Hrithik Roshan sexy.

95. Love phonetics.I love those words which are pronounced not the way it’s written. My favourite ones are Memoirs ( read Memwa, French, thats a part of my blog name), Rendezvous( read Rondavoo, French).Tell me how tortoise is pronounced? :p

96. Have DID (Dispersive Identity Disorder),Spoonerism.

97. Talk to myself a lot.

98. I wanna change my accent.

99. Size matters for me. Bigger the better. Well, yeh size of the brain and heart, not the “Size” you think.:p

100. Sex for me is not a four letter word. Well, with sex its over!!!! :p I am done.

I wanna reproduce :p

You heard it right. I said i wanna reproduce. Standing 5'7'' tall on the threshold on third decade as an earthling, I feel that the time has come for me to reproduce. Well, being a gay guy, the options are quite limited as you cant follow the conventional way of heterosexual reproduction.
I was contemplating about this topic for quite sometime, as even sought suggestions from close friends and expert opinion. Result-I was called crazy :p. High school biology, says that there are two ways of reproduction, asexual and sexual. I have put forth some theories how i can produce my own progeny.
Asexual reproduction
1. Mitosis( Cell divison)
Mitosis, seems to be cheap and possible alternative. One day I may eat emormous amount of south indian food, and split into two equal halves. I hope during the division my personal idiosyncrasies wont be transmitted or atleast be divided into two.
2. Spore formation/Metamorphosis
Soon, i may take a break from orkut, and will be busy in making a cyst around me and after few months, the cyst will break open to throw in little Adithya’s(more than one of course).Or, I may spin a cocoon around me, slow down my metabolic rate, lay eggs and help them to hatch.
3. Cloning
I always admired the guy whom i saw in the mirror( its true, i am not bragging nor vaunting :p). With the vast developements already made, Dolly, being “ synthezized”. I hope this is more realistic than those mentioned above.
Sexual reproduction
4. Hermaphrodite
Wish i were a hermaphrodite. A hermaphrodite has both male and female reproductive organs.
Rest left to your imagination.
5. Surrogate mother
Jokes apart, India has become a well sought destination for surrogacy. I was shocked to see an advertisement in Times of India seeking surrogate mothers. Fortunately or unfortunately, it is impossible to predetermine the sex of the child during embryo implanting. Gays couples, generally prefer to have son.

(Dis)claimer
The heart of this post springs from one of the episodes of popular sitcom “The Big Bang Theory”.

Gays are from Mars and Straights are from Venus

Similarities

Men are of just two kinds- hungry or horny. If he is not hard, cook him food. If he is hard give him something else to cook for(:p). Men, of both kind are loyal as their options. They just need place to have sex, they don't need a reason. Both kind can resist anything except temptation. Unlike women, who can fake orgasm, men(gay and straight) are masters and can fake the whole relationship. A good man is hard to find, whereas a hard man is good to find. Good men( straight and gay) are like parking spots. Good ones are already taken. If the person isn't taken then there is a reason. Men always love their partner when they are about to cum, then turn around and sleep. Love has all the answers but sex brings up some good questions. The more drunk you are the more sexier the adjacent person looks, doesnt matter its a boy or girl.

Differences

Straight men play the game. But women keep the score. Gay men play the game and they keep the score too.
Behind any successful straight man there is a surprised woman. Behind any successful gay man, there is another man, he can be either on top of him, or under him. :p
Straight men never win an argument which he has started. Neither will he win an argument which he has started. 100% failure assured. Gay men can win atleast one of the two. 50% success assured.
Safe sex- For a straight men, safe sex is when his wife or girl friend doesn't know about it. For gay men- Safe sex means safe sex literally.
Straight men have to buy expensive gifts to please his girl. Gay men just need place.
Straight men have to please his girls father, mother, brother, sister, cousins, nephew, niece, neighbors and 20 of her close friends or else she will be upset. Gay men has to please only himself.
Straight men are not much worried about their looks. Gay men are.
Straight men ask asl. Gay men ask place.
Straight men has to clean up his room to invite his girlfriend to his place. Gay men dont have to.
Gay men act straight in public, Straight men don't act gay in public.

Meeting an Oxymoron!!!!!!

Epilogue

Do not save your loving speeches
For your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones,
Speak them rather now instead.
- Anna Cummins

Well, I should be short, though I have volumes to talk about this guy, who calls himself an Oxymoron. It started like any other internet friendship. I saw his orkut profile, read his blog and was impressed. I decided to say a hello to this chap ( His alias was Adithya then, which i borrowed later). As usual, i acted bit haughty to begin with, talking bit too formally than I am used to. I should confess that my intension was to impress this guy. We exchanged couple of scraps, but it never proceeded beyond that. One day, his hidden sobriquet, blog was unmasked by one of his friends and he was forced to delete it. He did inform me about his dilemma, I wished him all the best and promised him that I would still keep in touch with him over emails.

9 months later

I was on a gay cruise of orkut profiles (only profiles ok :p) and found a familiar profile, familiar place, familiar dp, familiar quote. I knew it was HIM. My "Hello" and "Hii" was watched with a suspicion as he was in "Once bitten twice shy" kind of mood. I had to explain that i was his old "lost" friend. Then we chatted. Well, our first chat on the first day of my office. We chatted for hours, but unlike others we never even asked "where you are from?". He was the only solace for me when i was recovering from the loss of my mother. He never knew it then. Chatting went on uninterrupted for another three months. We chatted about almost everything under the sun. It was fun. Then it was onam season. I was stuck at my office in Chennai, feeling home sick. Oxymoron did send me wishes. Well, i was feeling alone at my office, curiousity struck. I just wanted to know who this guy really is. I could easily dig that out from one community by deductive reasoning (Sherlock Holmes). The moment i knew it was HIM, i was shivering, literally...I was sweating and heart was pounding. I never know how many times i said "Oh My god".All i was saying "This is surreal, WOW, This is impossible, Incredible, How come?? Him?? " I KNOW THIS GUY....It was a great thrill to find him out. Well, we knew each other through a common community (where we both act straight of course :p), there were threads in which we only responded. Now that i found him out, i had to tell him that. i said that during our next chat. He had a similar shock too, he was dumbstruck..He knew me too..That day we exchanged our numbers and we talked. We talked and talked till we both ran out of balance.

14 months later

It was Christmas eve. I was at home. We had decided to meet on that day. He rang me up on that day saying we will meet bit earlier than planned. I said thats fine. Well, I saw this young cute little guy waiting for me in front of church. We exchanged pleasantries and we talked. I was not in greatest mood to talk that day but still i could manage good conversation. People say i talk a lot, believe not in front of this guy. He hardly gives me a chance to talk. :p We had Chicken Biriyani in our favorite hotel. It was something great. Talked for sometime, departed to our own homes.

Well, this guy calls himself an OXYMORON (I never felt that way). He can impress anyone by his tongue. Few girls proposed him already. But he is ....well you know :p . Hope someone will straighten him up soon. Blogger, Editor, Photographer, you name it, he has been all. Wishing you all the very best for the new job, definitely i will miss your online WOW's. Hope you will impress some guys out there too and please do stay away from girls. They can easily fall for you. Best of luck my sweet friend.

The person whom i was mentioning is YADHU.

Conversation!!!!

(DIS)CLAIMER : I have come across a cartoon strip with almost same theme sometime ago. I acknowledge that cartoon strip.


Sperm 1( Young) : I wonder how beautiful the world outside be. I just can't wait to get out.

Sperm 2 (Old) : You don't know kid, its jungle out there. You have to swim a fair amount of distance, the path ain't rosy.There will be only one winner. I am too old to compete. I would rather stay here.

Sperm3 (Optimist): I hope I will reach there first.

Sperm4 (Pessimist): You hope!!!! Haaa ..I am sure that this guy is wearing a rubber..We all will be stuck inside and later flushed.

Sperm5 (Romantic): I dream I will touch HER lips, feel the warmth of HER tongue and will remain stuck in HER mouth..Hmmm!!!!

Sperm6 (Realist): HER!!!! I have my own doubts. I have hunch that it could HIM as well... Mouth?? Whats the fun in ending in the mouth?? I would rather be THERE.

Sperm7 (Obsessive compulsive) : I only wish that i land in a clean, hygienic place..

Sperm8 (Philanthropist): Lets be together, we all will help each other.

Sperm9 ( Sadist) : Anyone who tries to slow down me , by pulling my tail or pushing will pay a heavy price. I warn you all!!!!!

Sperm 10 (Macho) : I just wanna see who other me has the stamina to reach THERE.

Sperm11 (Believer): Gods wish will be done. I pray.

Sperm 12 (Atheist): Not god's wish you fool. This guys wish will be done. Only he has the control of his proceedings. Not God!!!!!

Together : Hey are we moving out?? Ohhh yes!!! We are!!! Yuck!!!! Whats the obnoxious smell..Ohhhh.....No....Are you thinking what i am thinking?? We are going to end in a guys a**. How sad!!! It stinks.....oops

Sperm 6 : I told you this guy is a GAY!!!!

55 WORDS

THREE WORDS

I took a piece of paper and wrote the most beautiful three letter words in capitals. Slipped inside his book. Later he read that slip, looked at me. He didn't smile. Raised eyebrows said it all. The slip, shredded like a paper shredding machine, was thrown away. He walked past me.
I cried. None saw.

KISS
My first kiss. It was most memorable kiss I ever had. His lips were rosy red, gentle, tender and his tongue was sweet. He explored my mouth, I reciprocated . He gently bit my lips. I moaned. I was in his arms. Time stood still.
Suddenly I wake up, my mum was screaming “Wake up, Son”.